“hi friends, vito here!
while my mom and dad took a trip to visit with old friends, i got to visit with my old bachelor friend in his new pad. he seemed much more relaxed this time and i only caught him
hiding from me cooling off in the closet once.
within the first hour of being downtown, i got to work at the new troy cloth and paper store answering emails… just kidding friends, my paws aren’t good for typing!
it was hot out so i strolled on down to the sprinklers by the river but there were far too many kids splashing around, so i went back to the bachelor pad to take a cool shower. just kidding, my babysitter did and i greeted her right when she stepped out so that i could lick off all the cool water. refreshing!
after taking a little nap-a-roo, it was pizza and beer time! just kidding mom if you’re reading this, i know it doesn’t taste good. but i do love helping in the kitchen! and eating raw kale from the garden on the back porch! i don’t know why i got cut off; it wasn’t like i was eating and riding.
after watching the birds for a while, i went out on the town for about an hour to mark my territory, bark at all uncle sam statues and watch the fireflies in washington park. such a long walk! as soon as i got back to the bachelor pad, i hit the sheets. actually, i did a little dance and scrunched them up so that they were just right. then i fell asleep. no late night shenanigans for me.
for breakfy i had a strawberry smoothie! just kidding, i ate my beef and supplements but i did catch the couple of strawberries that hit the floor. fruits and veggies are my favorite treats!
after breakfy and a brief walk, i went for a long run. just kidding, but when my babysitter came back from her run, i made sure to lick off all the sweat i could. i am such a good helper. before snuggling in for an afternoon nap, she and i watched the birds a little longer. i sure do like the new bachelor pad and its amenities.”